Un pique-nique avec un pamplemousse ferait les fleurs chanter aujourd’hui.

Et voila. Le pamplemousse. This must be what heaven is like. Fat, hungry, and wearing great hats.
Hey guys!
I’m writing a quick entry to give all of our loyal blog followers a SPECIAL DEAL on a BCS Spring Treat we have prepared for you.
Right now we have a decadent Spring Picnic Basket on sale. It’s awesome. In this pre-made basket, you get:
- Fra’Mani Pate Campagnola (Between a country style and a mousse, this stuff is so good. Garlicky, peppery, and porky.)
- A Lazy Lady Buckhill Sunrise (A gooey all-natural cow’s milk from Vermont.)
- Slice of Lincolnshire Poacher (An English cheddar with no bandages. So nekkid!)
- Petit Toasts (Crunch.)
- A Michel Cluizel chocolate bar (Rich. Decadent. Aphrodisiac?)
- A jar of cornichons (So little and pickled.)
All this for $33!
Oh wait. No it isn’t. HEAR THIS! If you come in and mention the blog you get this picnic basket for only
$30!!!!!!!!!
Yeah. That’s right. Only $30. Look at that! Because you guys love the blog we give you a discount. So….come in, mention the blog, tell us how funny you think we are, and you get a discount. Isn’t that awesome! The internet is so cool some times. Ok, so we better see you soon. Byeeeeeee.